Hot Chips and Sand
Copyright © 2012 Mary Hughes
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He
reached her and the blue of his eyes blazed. She squirmed in her chair. He
smiled slightly and went on. “You are all familiar with digital
technology, where the smallest piece of information can be, like a light
switch, either on or off; yes or no. You are also familiar
with analog technology, where there is a smooth range of values, like a light
dimmer, perhaps, or a volume
control. The HCC300 Digital‑Analog Logic Encoding chip combines both of these
technologies in a single chip; it thus has the capabilities of both, and also
the added capabilities of the combination of the two.”
This
was all hardware, and Vickie’s company was a software consulting house. Time
to nip this in the bud if she could. She cleared her throat. “Could
you please explain how we at Fitzwater Software fit in?”
Cliff
turned
and faced her.nodded. “The computers that we build
on the DALE chip, and the system we base on that chip needs need
programming smart enough to bring out itsthe
chip’s capabilities. I’m here to select an innovative software
team to design and implement the code which will make this chip run rings around
the competition.” He spread his armsfine
hands out, encompassing to the group at the
table. “I need a driving, creative force for this, not, people
who aren’t afraid to take chances, make changes or strike out into
completely uncharted territory.”
Vickie reclaimed his attention. “Heads
nodded, there were murmurs of agreement around the table, and even a few
shining faces. Pretty soon and they’d be eating out of his hand. Vickie cleared
her throat again. “But I thought the Hawkesclyffe Computer Company
already employed the best machine and assembly language people in the world.”
“Don’t
be stupid, Vickie.” Mel smiled snidely,.
Probably
scenting a corporate kill. Rule Number
One, never tell a client he doesn’t need you. “Don’t be stupid,
Vickie.
Mel
went on, “Of course Sir Humphrey employs the best.
Which is why he wants us.”
Vickie
felt herself growing hot between the intensity of Cliff’s scrutiny and the sly
grin on Mel’s face. “Then why does he need us?”
“Ms.
Johnston,” Cliff still spoke directly to her. “Mysaid.
“While my own people will handle the interface between the brain
and the heart of the machine., I want you
to write the interface between the machine and the brain and heart of the
people who will use it.”
“Just
relax, Vickie. Sir Humphrey has everything under control.” Mel’s voice always
grated on Vickie, but today it sounded particularly whiney.was
like a buzz saw. Under his breath he said, “You should stop
causing trouble, little girlsweetheart. You’re way
out of your league.”
Damn
it, Cliff was not out of her league and she
was not just causing trouble. But sheShe simply
never said ‘yessir’“yessir” when
something didn’t make sense. Out loud, she replied, “I’m sure he
does, Mel, but said, “I still don’t understand. We’re
to do the applications programs? Why can’t Hawkesclyffe Computer people do
those, too?”
Mel answered
before Cliff could even open his mouth. “jumped in gleefully. “Because Sir Humphrey has chosen our company, Vickie, why
don’t you leave well enough alone?. The rest
of us are honored that Sir Humphrey has chosen our
company in which to placeplaced his
confidence.” in us.” He smiled deprecatinglysickeningly
at Cliff. “And weWe will do
our very best to deserve that confidence, sir.”
Vickie felt like gagging.Gag me with a thumb drive. Mel was
such a corporate weenie. “But…”—”
“We
will discuss this later, Ms. Johnston.” Cliff’s eyes were hard and cold.blue
agates.
Vickie
was
outrageddrew herself up in outrage. Next to
her, Mel chuckled. She flashed him an angry glance but he
only cockedshot her a triumphant smile at
her. Wonderful. Mel and Cliff, buddies forever. Another strike against the
truck. That burned worse.
Cliff
took tight rein on the meeting and completely overrode any further comments
Vickie had. He discussed the advantages of the new chip for
another quarter hour or so, then pivoted the topic back toward
the
software. “Since the people who will use this computer will be the
best in their fields, the software itself must be the best. Because theThe end
user is the end reason for our existence.”
He paused for emphasis. Vickie saw
the opportunity and went for it. Did he think she could be shut up like a
child? “Well, Sir Humphrey, if you want the best, you will obviously be
going with Tess, our top designer, and Phil, our most senior
project leader, and the alpha‑level programming team.”
“Obviously.”
His reply threw her off.
Had
he suddenly be come agreeable?
He had not. “And you,
Victoria Lynn Johnston, will be in charge of the entire project, both my people
and yours.”
Oh, come on. Now he just wanted to
get even, to insult her. Vickie knew he didn’t mean it.
She hadstared at him. She’d heard the words but they made
no sense. Her, in total charge? Sure, she’d managed projects in
her time, but nothing close to the million ‑dollar
program this one must be.
She He must be insulting
her to get even with her interrupting. She answered in kind. “Oh,
yeah? I’m doing all the work? And what will
you be doing?”
“I will“I’ll
be in charge ofmanaging you.
I think that’s work enough.”
“Yes, Mr.
Hawkesclyffe.” Fitzwater, with his usual over‑ donea
flourish, brought out thepages of contract.
“Yes, indeed, Mr. Hawkesclyffe. “Exactly the personnel you
ordered—er, ah—requested. Two project leaders, three designers, five senior
programmers, ten application programmers, and one top ‑level
management—ah, that’s you, Vickie,” he finished, smiling.” He
smiled a little weakly at her, which she acidly attributed to the
doubled salary. he was shelling out.
SuddenlyAnd
then it sunksank in. Flabbergasted,
Vickie; her knees folded and she sat abruptly. She
stared open mouthed at Cliff. He really meant it. But it made no sense.
She fumed silently through the rest
of the meeting. Several commentsAround her people
were made concerning the staffing, but it seemed to
Vickie that notalking and shaking hands. No one saw
the total illogic of what heCliff was
doing.
AfterAs
the meeting broke up, she tried talking to her boss Phil
about it. “You do realize this means you’ll be
working for me, instead of the other way around.”
“Sure,”“Yep,”
Phil said Phil calmly. “HeHawkesclyffe
wants it that way. And he has, and he’s
been right too many times for me to complain. Look at the wayhow
the HCC200 chip brought down the market for PCs. I don’t think you’ll
findmade tablets a dual-core machine
anywhere any more after that little powerhouse came in at doublegrocery
store item. Double the speed and half the price of anything out there.”
Vickie
grimaced. Obviously she was not going to get any help from
this quarter. She as Phil turned to speak with a developer.
Could he not see how weird this was?
“Congratulations,
Vickie.” Her friend Tess. “Well, at least stopped on the way out. “It’s about time you
got a good assignment.”
“I
don’t know how ‘good’ it is. I’ll be responsible for twenty of our
working
together is going to be normal. Analyst and designer, soup and sandwich, horse
and carriage…”people and an unknown number of Hawkesclyffe’s. Please
tell me that at least you’ll be there.”
“Cut it out Vickie. You’ll“Yes.
But you’ll be working with Mr. Magnificent over there,
not poor little me.” She looked lingeringly atHer
eyes lingered on Cliff, who was arguing over several pages of
contract with a slightly green Fitzwater.
“Not youher,
too. Look, can you stop “Stop drooling
just one second and see this objectively? He is not please? He controlled every aspect of that
meeting with either honey or a big stick. And look at him haggle with
Fitzwater. I don’t think Hawkesclyffe is the easiest man to work
with.”
“No,
he looks pretty hard to me.” Tess’s eyebrows rose suggestively.
““Arrgh. Stop that.” SheVickie
said it both to Tess and her rapidly rising pulse. “I mean it. ThisTess,
this doesn’t make any sense. What do I have that makes me the person
to be in charge of this project?sense. I’ve
never managed a team of more than six people. The biggest budget I’ve had to
work with is $100,000.
“a hundred K. You
can’t tell me that this the same, just bigger. I’ve worked with too
many systems where the complexity varies exponentiallyComplexity
explodes with the size. A small system, a small problem. A
middle size, a midsize system, a largebig problem. A
large, a big system, fecking impossible.
Forget it. I can’t do this. And, and I’m
going to tell Mr. Know‑it‑all over there, just see if I don’t!” She stomped her
way to Cliff’s side.
Tess
looked mildly at Phil. “Well, she’s talked herself into her own mediocrity
again.”
“Ummm.” She
shot Tess a glare. Mouthed I can hear you.
Tess
just gave her a big grin and a thumbs up.
Phil
methodically
began gathering up Vickie’s papers from the conference table.smiled.
“I don’t think Sir Humphrey’s going to let her get away with it, though.”
“You
think he can get it through her thick skull that she can’t ignore her own
talents?”
Can. Hear. You. Even the hairy eyeball didn’t have an effect.
Friends were such a pain.
“If
anyone can. I saw them talking together.” He.” Phil chuckled. “If anyone can.”
Vickie, in
the meantime, stood fuming while turned pointedly back to where Cliff
and Jerry hashedwere still hashing
out the detailsminutia of
the contract. It seemed to her Cliff was deliberately ignoring her. His, his
attention was completely on Fitzwater, speaking
reasonably but firmly, as if to a recalcitrant child.
“I’m
sorry, Jerry, but I really must have two Q.A. people for this project.”
George
Woo, out of Customer Service, wandered over just then. “Q.A.?” he asked Vickie.
“Quality
Assurance,” she snapped back.
George,
who was unaccustomed to anything but cheerful politeness from Vickie stepped
back, to where Tess and Phil were
just coming up, shadowed by Mel, who was smellingscenting
corporate blood, came up.
“C?”
George whispered.
“It’s
a programming language, third generation,” Tess whispered back.
“Of
course,” replied“Ms. Johnston.” Cliff calmly,
transferring his attention to her. “My people will write the compiler. ANSI
standard, naturally.”
“ANSI?”
George moved nearer Tess. “American National Standards Institute,” she answered
quietly.
Vickie
tilted her jaw up. “And you expect us to write a DB, too? I expect you’ll want
SQL to access that.”
“Data
base,” Tess explained. “And it’s ‘sequel’—stands for Structured Query Language.
It allows the average user to query—that’s ask questions—of a data base.”
“Oh
yes. I expect the computer systems arising from this chip will support LANs and
WANs all around the globe.” Cliff shifted his weight,spoke
mildly but his tone was still eminently reasonable. “We must,
after all, have fluent portability.”
“Local
area networks and wide area networks,” Tess translated. “You see, when you tie
a bunch of computers together, the connections are different depending on the
distance…”
Cliff’s
voice cut through Tess’ explanation. “…expect to keep up with all peripheral
enhancements, to keep our ROM, RAM and WORM OST devices with the highest I/O
rate, the most BPI and BPS, the most GB per hard drive, the fastest CPU in the
industry…”
Tess’ eyes were gleaming. “Oh, now he’s into
the guts of the computer. Read only memory, random access memory and write once
read many are types of data storage. OST is optical scan ning technology. I/O
is input/output, and refers to data coming in and going out. CPU is the central
processing unit, of course, the brains of the box. BPI and BPS are about bits
and GB is gigabyte, a little confusing since they’re both abbreviated ‘B’. Anyway,
BPI is bits per…” in a way that unnerved her. “I said we would
discuss this later. We will discuss this later.”
Vickie’s
voice rose with consternation. “…GIGO! If we’re going to be working on‑site at
your offices, what kind of tools will we have? We have our own CAD and CASE
packages here, written in‑house, and I think you’d better have some dam…darn
good substitutes for us to do our best job…”
“Garbage
in, garbage out. She’s wondering if their computer aided design and computer
assisted software engineering systems are as good as the ones we use now. Personally,
I don’t blame her. I save a lot of time and frustration by having good tools.”
“…no
problem whatsoever. We have HCC200s on every desk in our MIS and engineering
departments, all networked, running our proprietary CAD and CASE systems which
are,” he raised his eyebrow slightly, “easily as good as yours. Further, we are
industry leaders in our E‑mail package, which we use in‑house. And I wrote the
project planner myself.”
Vickie
stood, fists balled, in front of the arrogant bastard. Who did he think he was
to waltz in here and totally disrupt her company’s hierarchy, work flow and
even physical facility? How dare he? Who did he think he was—a client?
Jerry
Fitzwater cleared his throat just then. Vickie threw him a disgusted look and
stormed out before her anger could get the better of her. “SOPA,” she muttered
as she left.
George
raised a questioning eyebrow at Tess. She shrugged. “I don’t know. It’s not
computer lingo as far as I know.”
“I
can guess,” said Phil, mildly. “Stupid overbearing pompous ass.”
Tess nodded. “Yep. Both of them.In spite of those
searing blue eyes she opened her mouth to argue.
“Not
now, Vickie,” Jerry said. Since he was the one who signed her paychecks, her
mouth slowly closed. Stupid clients.
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